May 2013
: What am I? I am maybe a small part of what... →
introskeptic:
What am I? I am maybe a small part of what constitutes my nervous system, I am partially my senses. Partially my senses because there are other senses which I am not conscious of, these are called unconscious senses (collectively the unconscious). I exert will on my conscious senses, but is this…
Anonymous asked: u want sum seductive math
anotherbeetle:
psilentasincjelli:
If I ever tell you I’m going to sleep and then you see me posting or liking things online for about an hour immediately after that, I promise I wasn’t lying to you, I’m just bad at going to sleep and it is usually a long process that begins with disengaging from any sort of immediate contact with people (chats, for example) and ends when everything on my...
robertoluongo:
in grade 8 i did a power point presentation on “whooping cough” and my opening slide was a photo of whoopi goldberg coughing and i was the only person who laughed at it and i couldnt start the presentation for like five minutes because i was laughing too hard at my own joke
I have done this I feel your pain
hannahbeezy:
If I like you and I’m comfortable around you, I’m going to get weird.
“It’s a terrible thing, I think, in life to wait until you’re ready. I have this...”
– Hugh Laurie (via moaka)
Watchmomvan:
streetenvy:
Twerking birthday card.
THIS IS MONUMENTAL.
Watchslydig:
this is my attempt of the cup song
1950's lyrics: Love me tender, love me true, all my dreams fulfilled. For, my darling, I love you, and I always will.
1960's lyrics: When the girl in your arms is the girl in your heart, then you've got everything.
1970's lyrics: I hope you don't mind that I put down in words, how wonderful life is while you're in the world.
2012 lyrics: Almost drowned in her pussy so I swam to her butt.
A reason to be famous would be so people on this site photo shop you and you can see how you would look with different colored eyes, hair, ect.
gorgeousdarren:
when you forget capslock is on and google something really aggressively by accident
